Funny divorced woman birthday

This funny birthday greeting card was designed with a woman who has recently been in a divorce or a break, up in mind. The outside features colorful drawings of a man and a dog, by which the sender promises the birthday woman a "dog" if the now-single recipient is nice. The inside surprisingly identifies the "dog" as a man, with whom the recipient might associate with her ex-husband, or ex-boyfriend. The humorous expression on the card capitalizes on the familiar tendency of women to refer to men who are unfaithful, womanizing, or just plain messy in romantic relationships as "dogs."