Happy Birthday You Old Fart – Hilarious Tortoise C

Slow, cranky, and full of charm—just like the birthday legend themselves! This hilarious card features a grumpy tortoise who’s clearly not impressed by another candle on the cake. Perfect for that friend or family member who loves a bit of sarcasm and can take a good-natured birthday roast. Printed on high-quality card stock, it’s equal parts rude and ridiculously funny. Ideal for milestone birthdays, ageing gracefully (or not), and anyone who enjoys a giggle at their own expense.