So What, You’re Turning 40 Sarcastic Birthday

Happy 40th, I guess. A dark-humor birthday card for the friend who appreciates sarcasm, deadpan delivery, and age jokes that actually land. It’s the kind of card that gets a laugh, a groan, and a “wow… accurate” all at once. Great for friends, siblings, and coworkers who share the same sense of humor and aren’t afraid of a little birthday shade.